Originally published in 2010.
Republished at Sharonda.net on March 18th, 2017.
Added to SMWoodfin.WordPress.com on October 30th, 2017.
There once was a lass who loved fighting,
Whose sidekick was partial to writing,
‘Til the bard caught the eye
Of a dancing Bacchae,
Then both chicks were turned on by biting!