Girls Just Wanna Write Limericks

Originally published in 2010.
Republished at on March 18th, 2017.
Added to on October 30th, 2017.

There once was a lass who loved fighting,
Whose sidekick was partial to writing,
‘Til the bard caught the eye
Of a dancing Bacchae,
Then both chicks were turned on by biting!